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Old 06-19-2004, 03:59 AM
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the hooker

As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf addict.
I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of it. you'll probably never see me on the weekends."

His bride looked a little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a hooker."

"No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm straight and keep that head down. Yu'll be hitting them straight in no time."


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Re: the hooker

Can't wait to tell my old man that joke on Father's Day...
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Re: the hooker

lmao!! the guy is on fire!!
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not a golfer so not funny to me...
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