Laugh with George!

[taranaki]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to Blame.
George W. Bush, Jr.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and Have a tremendous impact on history."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
.Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters

[Raz_Kaz]

HA HA HA HA HA
they should make a reality tv show of him....wouldnt be surprised if he won funniest sitcom awards here and there

[tonioseven]

What a dumbass.

[Oz]

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

What a dumbass.

He's not dumb!! How un-patriotic of you!!!!

[twospirits]

Actually there was a show on TV that poked fun at him, but it wasn't as funny as in real life.

[SniperX13]

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.

[RSX-S777]

Son of a....let it be known that I did not vote for this man.

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by SniperX13

gee, there is about what, 26 quotes there, out of 4 years of pulic speaking.... everyone,.no matter how eloquent you are, is bound to make a few fruedian slips of the tongue. I love how people just look for things to poke at people.

Freudian slip. First learn to spell it,then learn what it means.And when you've done that,lighten up.The thread is called laugh WITH George,not laugh AT George.Geeze.

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by SniperX13

I love how people just look for things to poke at people.

Me too!!! Isnt it great?!?!

[Sean]

Ahhh... that George. I can laugh at George all I want, just as you can defend him.

Originally Posted by taranaki

Freudian slip. First learn to spell it,then learn what it means.And when you've done that,lighten up.The thread is called laugh WITH George,not laugh AT George.Geeze.

[rsxer45]

George W. Bush never said a lot of those quotes.........a lot of them are actually from Dan Quayle LOL. but they both are known for their stupidity

[tazdev]

not the brightest button on the jacket its he?


Glad I'm not an American (cos we get decent cars down this way )

[Sanchi]

HAHA i saw that book at the store, i remember there being more then just 26!! Good stuff.

[-GS-]

heh thats just great