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06-16-2004, 02:38 PM
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Blond joke (I know - not PC)
A blonde in a red vette is speeding down the highway when a blonde police officer pulls her over. Miss, you were speeding and I'll need to see your drivers license. After and minute of looking thru her purse the blonde in the vette says "what exactly does the license look like" in a frustrated tone. The police officer explains that it is square and has her picture on it. Moments later she pulls a compact(mirror) from her purse and looks at it and hands it over to the blonde police officer. The officer holds it up and looks for a moment. She hands it back and appologises for inconveniencing the motorist and explains that she did not realize that she was a police officer as well.
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06-16-2004, 02:43 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
seen it before, but still funny
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06-16-2004, 02:44 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
Haha, that was good.
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06-16-2004, 02:44 PM
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 I kinda smirked at that, really didn’t get a giggle out of me
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06-16-2004, 03:05 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
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 I chuckled... but then again, it probably comes from knowing too many blond cops.
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06-16-2004, 03:06 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
maybe im just in a bad mood today
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06-16-2004, 04:08 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
new to me. i wish the story ended: the first blond could not find her license, so the officer proceded to cuff the blond and throw her into her patrol unit. this is where they then had hot lesbian sex.
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06-16-2004, 04:34 PM
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Re: Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
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yes, and a blonde bus driver with a bus full of blondes asked the two to join the whole bus for some fun...
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06-16-2004, 05:13 PM
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Re: Blond joke (I know - not PC)
^
 on that!
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