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Alternate names for...
In keeping with the whole sex theme that is going on right now... list funny names for body parts or whatever. I'll start.
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CHOKE the CHICKEN
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Sex - the old in-n-out (Clockwork Orange)
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masturbation- jerkin the gherkin, spanking the Salami
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You can have sex, and then you can fuck.
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Masturbation
for the guys - The five finger shuffle for the gals - Tickle the taco
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sex: The Horizontal Mumbo
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Breasts - jugs
Sex – Rumpy pumpy, the beast with 2 backs
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Quote:
breasts: hooters
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pics of me...not really just some random fat bastard |
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sex..........'hide the sausage'
penis........'Tyson'(he's a prick) oral..........flute solo masturbation....strangling a skinhead. |
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![]() MASTURBATION - a date with Rosie Palm and her five twin sisters!! GET DRUNK - get severely derailed, obliterated, or "fuckin' 'ammered!!" |
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Masturbation- Flogging the bishop, polishing the pole, slapping the seed spitter......not that i've thought about that stuff....*ahem*...
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OK I've got more. This time all for masturbation
![]() Batting practice Dishonorable discharge Doing some rapid one arm pullups Firing your squirt gun Fist-kebabing Getting your palm red Gunning the motor Honing the bone Ironing some wrinkles Junior olympic pole vaulting Knuckling your knob Launching the hand shuttle Mashing the monster Milking your banana Peeling the carrot Playing hand hockey Playing the pipe organ Pud wrestling Roughing up the suspect Sending out the troops Shifting gears Shooting some seeds Snake charming Spear fishing Throttle the bottle Tossing the javelin Tugging your tapioca tube Tuning the antenna White water wristing Hail to the Queen!! :hehehe:
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u forgot playing a game of pocket pool
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If you want a large list of phrases for that stuff (and more), check out:
George Carlin - incomplete list of impolite words (might find it as a "bad words", but its not 7 bad words). Its the greatest thing ever....
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