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05-14-2001, 02:57 PM
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I busted my ass laughing, this is something I would do.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and >has the following > >exchange: > > > >Officer: May I see your driver's license? > > > >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I >got my 5th DUI. > > > >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? > > > > >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. > > > >Officer: The car is stolen? > > > >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I >think I saw the > >owner's > >card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in >there. > > > >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? > > > >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot >and killed the > >woman > >who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. > > > >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? > > > >Driver: Yes, sir. > > > >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his >captain. The car > >was > >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain >approached the driver > >to > >handle the tense situation: > > > >Captain: Sir, can I see your license? > > > >Driver: Sure. Here it is. > > > >It was valid. > > > >Captain: Who's car is this? > > > >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. > > > >The driver owned the car. > > > >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I >can see if > >there's a > >gun in it? > > > >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. > > > >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. > > > >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was >told you said > >there's a > >body in it. > > > >Driver: No problem. > > > >Trunk is opened; no body. > > > >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who >stopped you said > >you told > >him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a >gun in the > >glovebox, > >and that there was a dead body in the trunk. > > > >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I >was speeding, > >too buahahahahah, aaaahhhh, hahahahahah!
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05-15-2001, 01:39 PM
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Haaahaha! that was a good'un.
Might just work too.
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05-15-2001, 04:49 PM
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LOL, Smooth.
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05-15-2001, 09:52 PM
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damn next time i get pulled over ill try that. :frog:
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05-17-2001, 04:21 AM
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LOL.....that was good
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05-19-2001, 02:22 AM
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Nice one... likely to get me shot.
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05-19-2001, 05:49 AM
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Each time i come back here i laugh even more
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05-19-2001, 08:39 AM
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Also, I doubt if the police would react that way when someone says they have a gun and a corpse in the car. More likely they'd be shouting and pushing guns in his face than asking for his license again. But hey, its a joke and a good 'un.
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05-19-2001, 05:32 PM
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Maybe they would just shoot you and ask the questions later.
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05-20-2001, 03:14 AM
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What is the average rainfall in the Amazon basin? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What is the capital of Asyria? 
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