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Old 06-08-2004, 06:28 PM
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The mominator
Walked in the door last wenesday (went out of town for a friends graduation, b/f was there) mom gets this look on her face and points to my neck and goes "what the hell is that". I got my first hickie i told her...and you can guess i got the whole lecture on how i could have gotten more than i bargained for ...i know she worries but my friend he isnt the type to force anything.
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Hickies lead to unplanned pregnancy, hard drugs and alcoholism. Listen to your mother...
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Damn straight...

I had to go into de-tox after my first.
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Have you had a pregnancy test?
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Be careful, that is exactly how my sister got knocked up. .
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Lucky she didn't notice your coke nose.
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haha. lol
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Re: The mominator
Crazy people and their hickeys...
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Careful, it could grow into cancer.
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don't you know?! you can only get pregnant from hickies After the 6th bite......before that it's ok......that's why i always use dental dams
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Be smart, tell your boyfriend you can only get hickies on your inner theighs and breasts. That way, you mom wont be able to see them.
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Don't get worked up over it. Your mom is just looking out for her little girl.













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No i haven't had a pregnancy test yet...still a virgin. And yeah she is looking out for her little girl..
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Whats a virgin?
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Whats a virgin?
A resident of Virginia?
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