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> First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
> > Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing." > > After casting about for a suitable pearl, > > He kept messing around and created a girl. > > Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, > > Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. > > Two lovely hips to increase his desire, > > And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. > > Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, > > Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. > > Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, > > And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. > > Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, > > And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. > > 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. > > SCROLL DOWN > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then he added a mouth. > > Ruined the whole damn thing.
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Re: Creation...
haha thats good...i think i got that emailed to me or something cause i heard that before.
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Re: Creation...
I don't know...the mouth has it's merit...
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Re: Creation...
what's wrong with the mouth? now, the larynx however..
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Re: Creation...
hehe, good one
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Re: Creation...
Poetry
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Re: Creation...
!!!!! ^_^
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Re: Creation...
My wife hates this one!!
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Re: Re: Creation...
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allow me
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Re: Creation...
heh that was pretty damn good
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Re: Re: Creation...
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love the new title(under your username), by the way.
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Re: Creation...
I hate the word hate. it's very hateful.
![]() I hated to say that!
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