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Old 06-07-2004, 05:13 PM
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Lightbulb Creation...
> First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
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> Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
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> After casting about for a suitable pearl,
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> He kept messing around and created a girl.
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> Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
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> Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
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> Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
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> And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
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> Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
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> Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
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> Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
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> And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
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> Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
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> And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
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> 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
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> Then he added a mouth.
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> Ruined the whole damn thing.
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Old 06-07-2004, 05:14 PM
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Re: Creation...
haha thats good...i think i got that emailed to me or something cause i heard that before.
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Re: Creation...
I don't know...the mouth has it's merit...
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Re: Creation...
what's wrong with the mouth? now, the larynx however..
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Old 06-07-2004, 07:39 PM
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hehe, good one
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Re: Creation...
Poetry
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Re: Creation...
!!!!! ^_^
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Re: Creation...
My wife hates this one!!
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I don't know...the mouth has it's merit...
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heh that was pretty damn good
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My wife hates this one!!
aren't we using the word hate often enough?
love the new title(under your username), by the way.
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Re: Creation...
I hate the word hate. it's very hateful.






I hated to say that!
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