I've figured it out guys

[civicracer9686]

I finally came up with the five tops reason why cars are better then girls. It took some time but me and my friend thought of these late last night. I really shouldn't say better then girl cuz my gf is FINE but these work well when you are talking about x's

WHY CARS MEAN SO MUCH MORE
1)No worrys about her getting upset
2)Wont take money without seeing the benifits
3)No fighting back
4)When she gets confusing you bring her into the shop
5)You can always trade her in for a new model

sorry girls, tell me if you can think of why cars are better then guys if you want

[Beastiek2]

all the threads this weekend are weak

[BLU CIVIC]

not all of those are true

[Mr. Beelzebub]

Nothing tops pussy, young man. NOTHING.

Cars are a tool to get the puss.

[lkailburn]

^^^ i bet that car gets you lots of it....hahaha


but i would have to agree with civicracer.. in most cases cars are better than girls

[civicracer9686]

atleast we have one guy here that has a sense of humor. All your dry turkey's should have some fun and laugh alittle. Last time I checked the chicks dig the guys that have a good time rather then the car.

[kicker1_solo]

Originally Posted by civicracer9686

1)No worrys about her getting upset
3)No fighting back
5)You can always trade her in for a new model

I disagree with those 3.

Originally Posted by civicracer9686

Last time I checked the chicks dig the guys that have a good time rather then the car.

and this lol
I can sit in my car and not say a word and have chicks take their clothes off for me.

[emerge]

off-topic......

[kicker1_solo]

Originally Posted by emerge

off-topic......

BAN!

[Jas_M]

Originally Posted by Mr. Beelzebub

Nothing tops pussy, young man. NOTHING.

True, but he probably hasn't had any yet so he doesn't know what he's missing.