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Old 06-03-2004, 06:15 PM
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Ozzie wins

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

On the way to work this morning, I give it a bit taking off from the lights. This red AU1 Ford Falcon decides to have a go. I won convincingly to about 100km/h then called it a day in the interests of public safety. This guy keeps going and going in and out of traffic. What do I find 1km down the road but the Falcon driving talking to the friendly constabulary and getting a MASSIVE speeding fine (speed limit was about 60 km/h and he would have been done at around 120 from a guess)




I hope he sees this thread sometime before he dies.
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Old 06-03-2004, 07:07 PM
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way to go... I hope he feels lowly and pathetic... double the speed limit, a big

something similar happened with me a couple days ago... driving to work, about 615 A.M., a white BMW 330ci passes me, I'd say going about 90mph in a 55. I decide to speed it up a bit, using him for a good cop-shield. He must have been figuring there were no 5-0 out that early, then BLAMO, in the bushes, is a good old state trooper. whips out behind me, and I was thinking "oh SHIT!!" I pulled over, and he flew by me, and nailed the BMW, who was from Ohio, coincidentally. (Up here in the boonies of Michigan's UP, Buckeyes drive like they own the place)

I was going 85 at least, and a 30 over is quite the fine... possibly wreckless endangerment. It was absolutely hilarious to see the look on that driver's face...
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Old 06-03-2004, 08:39 PM
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Re: Ozzie wins

I love laughing at people when they do stuff like that and get caught.
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Re: Ozzie wins

That happened to me once. Got into it with some leadfoot. Unforunately, he won, but I called it when he passed me, but he kept going. Couple miles up I saw him pulled over by an Arapahoe County sheriff.

I did this-->
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Re: Ozzie wins

Um....he's an idiot for getting a ticket for doing what you were doing but for just a bit longer?

So you're both idiots,and he's a faster and bolder idiot than you.

Streetracing is for people who deserve to get tickets.
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Oz 1, Ford 0
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:18 PM
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Re: Re: Ozzie wins

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Um....he's an idiot for getting a ticket for doing what you were doing but for just a bit longer?

So you're both idiots,and he's a faster and bolder idiot than you.

Streetracing is for people who deserve to get tickets.
Well put Kev.
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Re: Ozzie wins

I got caught by a Speed Camera once, well sort of, the photo never came, so I pwnzered the "Bacon b0e"

Tanaraki put it so well, Street Racing is for people with tiny wing wangs (Worn it down to a stub Ozzie ) or those who's personality is based solely around conformity and they hide it by looking mad l337 in "dere Rotas or Skylinez on 17z auw!"


Maybe the Falcon knobhead should have served as a timely reminder to you Grant


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I just read in the newspaper that a 17 year old P Plater was killed Thursday June 3rd for street racing. He was in a honda Civic. His 18 year old passenger is in St. George hospital in critical condition.
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Something pretty similar happened a couple years back. At that time i drove a GT Legacy, and was coming back from a friend's house. I stopped at the lights and a Merc 190E with (seemingly) no springs pulled alongside and the dude gave a couple blips of the throttle, at first i thought he was joking because there's a fixed speed camera about 200 metres ahead. EVERYONE in Auckland probably knows its there, its been there for the past 10 years at least. So I played along - gave him a couple of revs, and I was sure that was it. Noone can seriosuly be that stupid as to actually race there.

I was wrong.

The lights go green, this dipshit charges ahead, a nice orange * FLASH*, he must have been doing about 100-110 at a glance (50 zone). The funny thing is i don't think he even noticed, because he kept charging right up to the next set of lights (which lead onto a bridge). Where I had the utmost pleasure to hand him his dumb retarded ass.
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Re: Ozzie wins

Whats this got to do with stress release?
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Whats this got to do with stress release?

AAAHHHHH!!!!






this was posted with stress release in mind













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hold up..yall got speed cameras set up?? wheres this at? that must suck cuzz im not like a dangerous speed racer, but I hardly drive the speed limit!
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Re: Ozzie wins

oz racing? i didnt know that happened?
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