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Laughing so hard I lost...
One the way home tonight my friend and I were sitting at the stop light when this car pulls up next to me and revs up. I turn to look at the car and there sitting next to me was the Imfamous Ford Festiva Type-S. I could see the car had it's +50 HP duct tape racing stripes and the all intimidating Ford Racing sticker in the back passenger window. I'm trying not to laugh but I made the mistake of looking over at my friend. He looks at me and says "Rice rice baby" in a bad asian accent. I lost it and busted up laughing. While I was laughing the light turned green and the Fast and Furious Ford takes off. I know you all are saying why didn't I take off after him and beat him. Well I would have if I hadn't seen "Type R this... bizatch" in bad vinyl lettering in his rear window. Seeing that triggered another fit of laughter. By the time I stopped laughing the light turned red. I admit I was beat by the Fast and Furious Type-S Ford Festiva....
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
i wish i lived in your town, i would actually beat something, besides a sunfire. lol. i bet the people behind you,if there were any, would be laughing or pissed off.
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HA HA i love ford econoboxes. The mid eighties escort. The fiesta. The aspire. And your best friend, the festiva. They are actually competition against the camry!
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I'm Alex. A cookie to whoever guesses what car I'll get! ![]() I tend to hate people....expecially liberals... This is my temporary racecar-the two liter beast itself, the 87 camry:
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
People laugh at Ford Escorts until they learn about the Escort RS Cosworth that had 227bhp.
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we didnt even get the cosworth escort over here did we?
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I'm Alex. A cookie to whoever guesses what car I'll get! ![]() I tend to hate people....expecially liberals... This is my temporary racecar-the two liter beast itself, the 87 camry:
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
nope...probably never will
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1996 GSR w/ 1995 OBD-1 B18C1, Hondata S200 w/ P61 ECU, LS Tranny w/ Quaife LSD,ClutchMstr Stg 5,T/4 AR .60 w/ HKS Wastegate,RC 660 cc Injectors,Had Throttlebody,Skunk2 Intake Manifold,Eagle Sleeves,JE Pistons, Carrillo Rods,Stock Head & Internals,Thermal 3" Exhaust w/ no Cat,AEM Fuel Rail-Riser-UEGO-Cam Gears-Pullies-Fuel Filter,255 Fuel Pump,MSD 6A,GReddy Front Mount, 2-12's, 3 Amps,MB QuartComponents,Type-R Lip & 00 Head & Tailights, 2000 Integra Type R: Totaled
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
Some in the US order the parts and do the conversion
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try laughing at my scort gt...its no cosworth, but it will hold its own against stangs and hondas....13.78 @ 96 mph
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
you don't run 13.7's at 96 mph i think your lying. A 13.7 should be somewhere between 102 and 108 mph.
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mods/pics of that escort? I believe you, i just wanna see it
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I'm Alex. A cookie to whoever guesses what car I'll get! ![]() I tend to hate people....expecially liberals... This is my temporary racecar-the two liter beast itself, the 87 camry:
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soon as i can figure it out ill get some pics....but its nothing special, forest green, pretty much a sleeper except for the 17's and fart pipe....
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Re: Laughing so hard I lost...
mods...sorry......i have an lx...swapped a gt motor after replacing cams, cam gears, ported the head, underdrive pully, bored out .5 over with hypercramatic pistons, pace setter header, no cat,no back seat , very light car, and a 125 shot of nos...shes quick, but i cant leave the line full throttle or i burn the tires off...thats why the 96 mph...
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