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Old 05-31-2004, 04:34 PM
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My car died today, and not like the "died" where it just shuts off, but the "died" where there is so much smoke you start to hallucinate and actually get to see your cars soul floating up into the sky. Crappy timing too because I just spent $1300 on getting it painted and getting some dents taken care of. Could have been worse though, I was saving up to get the motor rebuilt and was hoping to get it rebuilt proactively but it's a little late now . On the bright side of things, I noticed that all of that fresh white smoke matched my fresh white paint very nicely against all of those fresh white clouds. . . How kind of my car to create such a color coordinated campus on the cusp of it's corruption.
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Stick a fork in her
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Thats just sad...It is your duty to inhale all of its smoke as a tribute...
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Old 05-31-2004, 05:26 PM
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I will rev my engine in your honor.
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My car looks almost exactly like yours MBTN. . . right down to that subtle little crease a few inches below the top of the front bumper. . I'm not giving up on my car yet though, I will most likely get a rebuild and a streetport.
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Thats just sad...It is your duty to inhale all of its smoke as a tribute...
I got most of it. . . Ughh typing has been unusually difficult today.
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It's ok...kcik back and hae a beer, i'll drink 5 in honour of your car
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Just cut a hole through the floorboard and move your legs like the Flintstones...
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At least it smelled nice when it died!
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Drop a new 13B in it.
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yeah man. man up and rebuild that thing. t'aint hard.
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damn man that sucks really badly. Just remember, everything happens for a reason...
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Buy a real car, with pistons.



















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Buy a real car, with pistons.

My rebuild money is now going to be spent on weapons and a plane ticket to the land of the Toksin.
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Sweet, we got a guest room. You over 18? That's the drinking age here

Fuck a 13b, drop a 20b innit!
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