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Old 05-28-2004, 09:30 PM
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Island Sacrifice

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; David, Darren and Deirdre.
They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing. She felt having
sex with both David and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic but David and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course....
Well, a couple more years went by and David and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.
So.....they buried her.
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Old 05-28-2004, 09:35 PM
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Re: Island Sacrifice

What a waste. I imagine good meat is hard to come by on a desert island...
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Old 05-29-2004, 12:16 AM
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Re: Island Sacrifice

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Re: Island Sacrifice

Gross and funny at the same time! Good one!
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Re: Island Sacrifice

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Re: Island Sacrifice

New joke to me! Good find oz
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Ahhhh! Ewwww! Ugghhhhh!

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Must have been Australians.
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Old 05-30-2004, 03:39 PM
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Re: Island Sacrifice

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Years huh? I would imagine that her corpse got pretty sloppy by the end. If she wasn't already.
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