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Old 05-26-2004, 02:47 PM
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One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, ''What did you do today, son?'' The boy replied, ''I learned a lot in Sex Education class.'' The mother, thinking this to be a dirty joke, yelled at him and sent him to his room. Later that day, the daughter comes home and the mother says to her, ''You'll never guess what! Your brother told me he learned a lot in Sex Education class! I sent him to his room!'' ''Mom,'' the girl said, ''he really does go to a sex education class. He wasn't lying'' The mother, feeling very bady about the mixup, goes to the boy's room to apologize. She opens the door to find him masturbating and she says, ''When you are done with your homework, come out here, we have to talk.''
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LOL, nasty funny!
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Re: Sex Education

Lol wish sex ed what like that for me.
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Homework rocks.
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Re: Re: Sex Education

hahaha I remember that one from when I had a "real life"
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yea you enjoy doing your sex-ed homework way too much. jk, maybe, dont know you so I'm not going to comment, which I alerady have. and now I stop.



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Re: Sex Education

HOmework would rock, the reward...

EWEWEWEW!!!

what's with keywords like sex bein' underline set as links???
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yea you enjoy doing your sex-ed homework way too much. jk, maybe, dont know you so I'm not going to comment, which I alerady have. and now I stop.



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Well...if you hadn't bid me a 'Good Day', I might have taken offense...
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Well...if you hadn't bid me a 'Good Day', I might have taken offense...
LOL, no probelmo amigo.
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Pretty good.
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Lol wish sex ed what like that for me.
You mean it wasnt?
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