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Old 05-26-2004, 10:24 AM
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Social Security

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." "The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." And she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have
dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."



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OUch, too wrong...too wrong!
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it's about time that idiot got banned
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