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Old 05-26-2004, 10:12 AM
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Bubba And Jimmy Joe

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he
saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.


"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"



"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.



"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"



"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road,
put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out,
threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want'.


So I took the truck!"

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Old 05-26-2004, 10:18 AM
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

adaptation of the engineer with girl on a bike joke, except the 2nd engineer says "good choice, the clothes wouldnt have fit anyways"

but funny nonetheless.
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Old 05-26-2004, 10:39 AM
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:32 AM
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

I know!!! TONIO IS BACK!!!
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Old 05-26-2004, 02:01 PM
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

Bout time...
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Old 05-26-2004, 02:40 PM
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

yep, i've been waitin.... lol
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

What's really sad is I know people who would do that........
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

depands on the condition of the trunk and girl..or else no deal!
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

ha ha ha i have missed the jokes good one
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:45 AM
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Re: Bubba And Jimmy Joe

Would have been funnier had I not read the joke in the April '04 issue of CAR when I was perving a 911's
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Rednecks eh !!
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I heard that joke back in 1975. No kidding, 29 years ago.
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