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Old 05-21-2004, 08:45 PM
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Corn?

No seriously...

I was eating dinner tonight, and had some corn. I remember my frind has this poster "The Shits" It was funny. It showed a drawing of turds that looked like people, and their name described what they looked like IE Corn Shit

The i started thinking, what type of acid in out stomachs cant break down corn? Well, why cant it brake down corn in general?
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:56 PM
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Re: Corn?

I've noticed it sometimes has a hard time with peanuts too.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:32 AM
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Re: Corn?

This is a shitty topic
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:42 PM
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Re: Corn?

We don't digest cellulose.
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Some of the cellular structure of the kernel is to strong for our digestive tracts.


I'm still searching for the philosophical portion of this thread though.













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Old 05-28-2004, 06:31 PM
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Re: Corn?

Ahhh... this is where the Children of the Corn can be found!
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Old 05-28-2004, 06:54 PM
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Re: Corn?

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I'm still searching for the philosophical portion of this thread though.

Likewise, lets see if it can drag COT out of the shit though....
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:37 PM
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Re: Corn?

If you wanna try something really funny, have like 3 cobd of corn and don't chew any of the kernals. Crap with chicken pox!
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Re: Corn?

ROFL@Oz!!!!!


Yes, it is indeed the cellular structure of the kernel- even if you turned it into a sorry pulp, you'd still shit corn.
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Re: Corn?

Same with peas if you don't chew them. If you push real hard you can save money on paintballs...
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The bar I go to (www.farwestbilliards.com) serves tortilla chips with Pico De Gallo and Guacamole... The tortialla chips themselves are multicolored, regular, red, and green. If I eat all the green ones, the next morning, I've got green shit that lasts all day.
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Try eating a day old Unagi sushi with avacados. Your asshole will have that burning sensation for one whole day eating that. And trust me, IT HURTS!!!!!!!!
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Re: Corn?

its the cellulose......
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Re: Re: Corn?

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I've noticed it sometimes has a hard time with peanuts too.
those arent peanuts, those are gobs of fat that your body couldnt digest
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