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Old 05-21-2004, 06:37 PM
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I'm an a$$hole

Sometimes i can't stand it, and sometimes it makes me chuckle. Mostly i can't stand it. For instance i hung up on my girlfriend twice today for no reason, just didn't feel like talking to her(it was 4 seconds into the conversation) Not to long ago i called one of the overwheight guys i work with a fat chode, he was being somewhat mean to me. I told my sister i didn't want to go to her wedding because i didn't feel like it. I walked away when she started crying. I dont think it's maturity as much as it is apathy, somewhere down the road i just said "who gives a shit what anyone thinks."

Now i'm going to go shave, i'm starting to look like Paul Bunyan.
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Yep, you're an asshole.
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When everyone hates you it won't make you chuckle nearly as much...asshole
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"Fat Chode" Jesus christ, how fucking old are we again?
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Fat Chode?
referring to a type of male anatomy that's in the shape of being short, but really wide
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you're an asshole, sorry to break it to ya
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/cue the asshole song
I use public toilets to piss on the seats...
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I'm an asshole
An asshole am I
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Re: I'm an a$$hole

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I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
An asshole am I
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Then to be like that guy

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A!
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Yes Josh, you really are. But you don't need to hear it from me, I've already told you more times than you can count. You'll probably read these responses and laugh.
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Wow, you're a prick, good job.
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