Deep thoughts for ya............

[KatWoman]

Ok...corny thoughts but anyway:

Why do we park on driveways and why do we drive on parkways?


Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

[YogsVR4]

You are opening up a whole can of worms with that observation.

The one I get the most confused by is

A limited lifetime warrenty.

- I hope it doesnt limit my lifetime.

[fritz_269]

For your further amusement:

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

[MBTN]

Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?

[Towlie]

its the same reason english is the hardest language to learn

26 letters, 20 billion sounds

spanish on the other hand
28 letters and 28 sounds

[taranaki]

why isn't phonetically spelt as it sounds.?

[LjasonL]

why is the word abbreviation so long?

[taranaki]

Why do you have to stand for a seat in Parliament......and if you are a sitting M.P. why do you have to follow standing orders?

[RazorGTR]

why does near miss mean they actually missed, instead of collided

Why do news reporters use the word event for everything that happens.

Staircase is another word that gets me. Does that mean there are 24 sets of stairs ?

[tazdev]

how can you cut a tree down and then cut it up.

[tazdev]

how can a house be raised to the ground?

[taranaki]

why is it that civil servants aren't civil or servile?

[SickLude]

why is it that everytime you put underwear in the washer, it always, no matter which way you put it in, will come out inside out??

[taranaki]

Originally posted by SickLude
why is it that everytime you put underwear in the washer, it always, no matter which way you put it in, will come out inside out??

in the same vein...where is the big pile of missing single socks?

[buickgirl]

oh i got alot of these for you guys.............
why does your nose run but your feet smell?
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
why is there no "egg" in eggplant, no "ham" in hamburger, and no "pine" or "apple" in pineapple?
why is it when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

just some to chew on...... more later....