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Old 05-20-2004, 09:04 PM
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Frustrating.

I sware to god, i'm going do die of anxiety, or girl problems. (Well..atleast that whole situation with T and S all blew over, T made some excuse, and S bought it. Oh well .) Well i found myself in another predicamant (sp?). Theirs a girl Megan in my english class, normally shes a bitch to me (ex: when im talking to my friends, she'll just randomly come up to me and tell me to shut the fuck up, and what not; sometimes she'll actually hit me in my shoulder [not hard] and she tried to kick me [missed but wasnt that hard anyways]). My friends tell me to let it go, shes probalby experiencing menstral pains. . Well now shes actually been nice to me, and i'm starting to like her, ironically. Well, one day I'm sitting in computer class, and i see my best friend passing notes to her . I ask him whats this (he knows im starting to like her now), and hes like "its nothing yada yada yada." Finally yesterday, he told me that Megan likes him, although the whole situation seems kinda fishy. Whenever me and him talk, its about girls most of the time [he doesnt know the difference between a rotary and a piston]. Yesterday we were talking about this whole subject, and Megan over heard us. He was about to whisper something to me, then she buts in yelling "shut the hell up." (trying to hide something? maybe?) An hour later after class i ask him WTF he was gonna say. His reply: "he forgot..." . So, should i try my luck and just ask her out, or some other thing. God i have girl problems (BTW im not good at picking up signs)
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:09 PM
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Re: Frustrating.

Try your luck and ask her out.

When you get into her pants - I recommend the bucking bronco position. While she's riding you cow girl style, scream out the name of her sister/best friend and see how long you can stay on.

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Re: Re: Frustrating.

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When you get into her pants - I recommend the bucking bronco position. While she's riding you cow girl style, scream out the name of her sister/best friend and see how long you can stay on.

that is so awesome.

i say take a chance and ask her out. i'm not good at signs either, it pisses me off when women don't just come straight out and tell me how they feel.
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Is she saying "shut the hell up" seriously? I doubt it. And she's doing the little punching thing and silly little physical contacts. She's into you. Go for it NOW.
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Rip her clothes off in class and go for it right on the teachers desk!

RIGHT NOW!
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Re: Re: Frustrating.

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Try your luck and ask her out.

When you get into her pants - I recommend the bucking bronco position. While she's riding you cow girl style, scream out the name of her sister/best friend and see how long you can stay on.

thas called rodeo sex
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Dude, I agree with MBTM ...SHE WANTS YOUR CAAACK

see if you can hook up with her, and fuck your buddy over!
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Re: Frustrating.

This girl sounds like a fucking mental patient, if you ask me. Yelling, punching, kicking....
This type of girl is good to bed once or twice, but not stable enough for a relationship.

Step 1: ask her out
Step 2: read OZ's post
Step 3: sneak out or return to step 2
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Re: Frustrating.

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(BTW im not good at picking up signs)
Congratulations. You've just joined a club that includes 95% of the male population. But I say go for it.

MBTN knows what he's talking about. The fact that this chick is making an effort to MAKE physical contact with you says it all. Most girls just don't touch anybody.
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Dude, totally go for it. You know shes into you, and if not whats the worst that can happen? You only live once, might as well make the best of it
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:23 PM
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Well I'm going to have to agree with the crowd..you will never know unless you try ...the worst that can happen is that she will say no..no biggie ..move on to the next ... its cool that your not good with pick up lines..As a wise man once said "girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money"..flash some bling bling and take her for a ride and your set
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Re: Frustrating.

no no, i got good pickup lines: "nice shoes...wanna fuck?" (j/k) I'm not good at picking up signs thats all..

Okay back on topic...the situation unravles..kinda..
We were out in the hall way (me and my best friend..again [the one she likes] talking) when she comes up to us. First she just does one of those girly wave things to me, then says "I'm going to be nice to you today" then she starts leaning against my friend. We stood in the hallway for 3 minutes or so. When it was time to go back into class, she says shes not being nice to me anymore, grabs my shirt, and pushes me against a locker (), so i just gave her a little hit on her shoulder. So, english ends, and we go to computer class. Me and my friend sit at computers next to eachother, then she comes up, and sits next to him. I hear them whispering something, probably just blah blah shot-the-shit talk. Then my friend just mumbles to me "ask her out." She heard him say something, but she doesnt know what. That happened about 3 times. At the last 5 minutes of class we were standing around again, she pulls me aside, and asks me what he said. I told her some BS-she didnt buy it. She replies "i'm going to kick the shit out of you" [please note i weigh 230lbs and am 5' 8"). I laugh at her, turn around then BAM! Punched right in the chest! I pretended like it hurt, then the bell rang, and time to leave. I decided to walk her half way to class, as my friend went a different way to his/my next class. I ask her if she really does infact like my friend, and it is an affirmative. I get to my next class, and my friend asks me what i was talking about, i just told him, that she does infact like him (he already knew i think, i just had to find out for my own sanity sake) For some reason he got pissed at me. Okay what ever. An hour later, hes like "I know you like her, and I dont. I'll try and get her to stop liking me, and i'll put in a good word for you" Unfortunatly, this is the kinda guy who is not an asshole, nor a jerk, unlike most of my other friends. Shit.
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I'm good at picking up signs.....12 hours later.
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that is the most confusing that i've ever heard of happening in high school
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Re: Re: Frustrating.

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When you get into her pants - I recommend the bucking bronco position. While she's riding you cow girl style, scream out the name of her sister/best friend and see how long you can stay on.

Oz.. is that your fav position?
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