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Old 05-19-2004, 04:58 PM
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This couple didn't know what sex was

A religious couple got married and thought a baby would just pop out on it's own..

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I read this on another forum. How secluded from outside life were these two?
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Their ages were 30 & 36. Good god, how the hell is that even possible? And isn't sex a natural thing to kinda figure out? Like eating. You get hungry, you stick food in your mouth. You get horny, you stick your dick in a girl.
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

I heard that on AirAmerica about a week ago. You gotta wonder how someone can be brought up through life 30+ years and not know what sex is. How blocked out from the world are these people.
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

Alright...to be a virgin till marraige is one thing but to not even know that after marriage in religions (most i'd assume) it's allowed???

AND THEY'RE GERMANS!!!
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Re: Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

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but to not even know that after marriage
Yeah for 8 freaking years after being married!!
I want to see their first time on video so I can watch her get plastered on the ceiling like scary movie
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

Damn what a bumer. That must sucks. No sex for 20 years. (36 - 16 = 20 My right time to have it is 16) Damn hate to be him.
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

This is a good example of religion at it's most frightening. Apparently they were expecting the Immaculate Conception Part II. I think they should have their genitals removed completely so as not to interfere with their scary devotion...and if you ask me, the doctor they quoted is wrong. We ARE dealing with retarded people here...
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hot damn....those people are messed....somebody give them some porno for Christsakes!!!!!
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

"you mean it's not just for peeing with? - wow, thanks doctor!"
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

what is this sex thing you all are talkign about??? I DONT get it!!!
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Oh man that is the funniest thing ever....you imagine those things to be in movies or bizarre tales but never erally see it or hear about it int he real world....Man that just cracks me up, and to know tha they are being given sex education, how crazy do you think they'll become
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Re: This couple didn't know what sex was

Do these people think that the stork really does bring a baby to their front door?
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