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A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."

The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."

The American says, "Well H***, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"
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Re: Medical Miracles

Sounds like something that one of the Dixie Chicks singer would say.
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Re: Medical Miracles

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Somehow I thought this was going to be a "John Bobbit" joke.
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Re: Re: Medical Miracles

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Sounds like something that one of the Dixie Chicks singer would say.
People got pissed over nothing with that. Freedom of speech obviously doesn't hold as much weight as it used to

Good joke man
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Re: Re: Re: Medical Miracles

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People got pissed over nothing with that. Freedom of speech obviously doesn't hold as much weight as it used to

Good joke man
Seriously, everyone got into a big fit 'oh my god, someone doesn't like Bush!' we've never heard THAT before
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Medical Miracles

hahahahaha I'm laughing WAY too hard at this one.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Medical Miracles

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hahahahaha I'm laughing WAY too hard at this one.
It's the irony of it that's funny, that's why
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