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#1
05-18-2004, 06:42 PM
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What were you thinking?!
I'm at a friend's house and a bunch of us are standing outside by my car talking when I hear this "slapping noise". I look up and this girl I barely know is smashing my hood with her flip flop! I can't believe what I'm seeing (I'm pretty anal about my car) and just blurt out "What in the FUCK are you DOING?!" She SMILES and says "Oh, you had a big spider on your car...tee hee" I go over and sure enough there is a dead spider but also a nice scuff mark. So I flipped out, lost it, and told her to get the fuck away from me and stay the fuck away from my car. She starts giving me this attitude and tells me I should "lighten up!". I wanted to throw this girl off a very tall bridge! What the hell is WRONG with some people?? Ok, so you drive a POS...go smash your shoe against your OWN CAR...better yet, there's a spider on the back of your head, idiot...here, let me get it...
If only we could ban people in real life. I want to be an Earth Moderator... 
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05-18-2004, 07:10 PM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
You shoud've told her "If the spider is'nt bothering you, then don't fuckin touch it!". Stupid girls are always afraid of spiders. Are'nt most spiders harmless anyway?
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05-18-2004, 07:56 PM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
hold on wait, wait this just some random girl, or a friend, or family member? BTW, it could have been worse. It coulda been a brick, instead of a flip flop
edit: Okay you barley know her, but what was she doing at your place. Spider hunting? 
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05-18-2004, 08:00 PM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
"Smack mah bitch up" - The Prodigy
 
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05-18-2004, 08:11 PM
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05-18-2004, 09:38 PM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
some people just don't see cars the way we do. at school, this one kid started leaning on my car and i just glared over at him and he just backed off. stay the hell off my car.
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05-18-2004, 10:17 PM
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Some guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the world started leanin on my car, I told him to get off, he replied " Actually, with psysics, I can prove you wrong and show you that leaning on your car will cause no damage to it because of thecertain angle I'm standing at"...I told him " I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!!"
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05-18-2004, 10:55 PM
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05-18-2004, 11:00 PM
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05-18-2004, 11:52 PM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
I know what you mean... there is always a dick out there who will sit on your car, or put things down on top of your paint... whether it be a soda can, a purse, or worse, their KEYS (cringe).
I went to the dmv last month with a friend to get his license. The place was packed with people, and so was the parking lot. We finally get everything done and are on our way back to my car, only to find about 5-6 guys sitting on MY CAR. I flipped out... "Have you ever heard of respect for other people's property?! Get the fuck off my car!! Does it LOOK like a bench?! NO!!". To which one of them responded, "Relax man, it's not like it's new or anything...". "Neither is the crowbar in my trunk!" By the time I opened the trunk, they had gone to the other end of the lot, and sat on the concrete edge.  People like that REALLY piss me off. It's my car, I paid for it. I don't care if you think it's worthless... it's MINE. Slap me in the face, and you'd get a better reaction from me than if you hurt my car. I don't know about you guys, but I'd like to break everything they own to help them understand... whoever they are.
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05-19-2004, 12:28 AM
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Re: What were you thinking?!
LOL... yeah, you should've grabbed her flip-flop and spanked her on the ass saying "YOU LIKE THAT?!! HUH??!! YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA BI#CH?!"
 
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