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05-09-2001, 04:26 PM
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What are some funny sayings you use? Here are some of mine:
Leaving a room, class, whatever: "We are off like a prom dress!" Dumb person, bimbo enters room: "Is it me, or did it just get stupider in here?" Report card grades, low test score et cetera: "My grade just dropped like a blind roofer." Talking about slutty girl: "She goes down like the Titanic" And maybe some more.  No hard feelings  
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05-09-2001, 05:36 PM
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when a place is crowded: damn this place is packed tighter than (pick a friend)s ass at a boy scout meeting.
ever since seeing office space i use ass clown alot. it sounds funny when u say it alot.
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05-09-2001, 07:28 PM
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Well, this may not be as funny as the previous ones, but, (No pun intended) usually when some young buck runs his mouth, I usually go and say, "Shut the f$#k up with your breath still smellin' like similac!!
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05-10-2001, 07:00 AM
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LOL MBTN! I saw Office Space too and for a while, I'd come up to my friends and say " So what's happening _____ " Ass clown is a word I use to. Shit tooth is one that my friend uses. Kinda retarded if you ask me.
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05-10-2001, 07:58 AM
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05-10-2001, 10:00 AM
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Office space is a great movie! Oh, it's wonderful. I watch it at least once or twice a month. I use "mother...beetch", and I say "Peace out G" a lot. They aren't funny, necessarily, but I wanted to toss them in since we were talking about Office Space.
Oh, yeah, and we impersonate Milton all the time. "I...I...I was told that I could play the radio at a reasonable volume."
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05-10-2001, 01:12 PM
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excuse me sir i belive u have my stapler.
ok i am going to burn the place down.
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05-11-2001, 03:41 PM
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Hey Peter whats happening? Im gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. yea. we lost a few people and were gonna hve to play catch up. so if u could come in around 9 thatd be great. thanx. oh and peter you might as well come in on sunday to. thanx
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05-11-2001, 07:26 PM
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When you have a fast car we say. It pulls like a school boy.
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05-11-2001, 07:32 PM
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LOL!
Here is another, when talking about an ugly chick She fell from the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then went through the roots and deep into the ugly dirt.
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