Brand names

[chariot_gdi]

Discovered this when I was reading my old mails:

> AUDI:
> Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
>
> BMW:
> Bought My Wife
> Brings Me Women
> Brings More Women but
> Broke My Wallet
>
> CHEVROLET:
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
>
> DODGE:
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
>
> FIAT:
> Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
>
> FORD:
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>
> GM:
> Garbage Motors
> Gluteus Maximus
>
> HONDA:
> Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles (Yes!)
>
> HYUNDAI:
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
>
> SAAB:
> Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
>
> SUBARU:
> Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
>
> TOYOTA:
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO:
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> PORSCHE:
> Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

[USMC-HMMWV]

Yes!! I have a Porsche and I'm a spoiled kid!!!

[panzershreck]

havent we seen these all like 5 million times? (not trying to target anyone, but just telling everybody)

[chariot_gdi]

yeah, didnt realise this entire joke forum is made up of such jokes
I shouldnt have rushed to post this up...