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05-06-2004, 08:36 AM
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j0ke
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming" He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "what would you say is my best feature"? Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked "my ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural I work out every day, my butt is firm and solid,look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? Clearing his throat, he stammered "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No," replied the trainee. "I'm the CEO of the company!" The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!" "No." replied the CEO indignantly. "Good!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
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05-06-2004, 08:44 AM
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Re: j0ke
haha, heard the 2nd one before but I love it
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05-06-2004, 10:11 AM
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Re: j0ke
good ones, bro
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05-06-2004, 12:25 PM
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Re: j0ke
the second one reminds me of the perfect cheating video. Guy takes too long to finish, monitor says "it's too late, you cant turn it in" kid says "Do you have any idea who I am?" Monitor says "No.."
Kid shoves the test in the middle of the stack good stuff
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05-06-2004, 04:19 PM
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^^ LMAO...heard it, still love it, along with OZ's 2nd joke.
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05-07-2004, 06:25 AM
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That was an ad here in NZ 
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05-07-2004, 03:20 PM
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05-07-2004, 05:34 PM
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05-09-2004, 12:26 AM
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Re: j0ke
great stuff oz
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05-09-2004, 12:29 AM
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Re: j0ke
yes. verry funny.. and since i am a lover of pun's i was ROFL... gotta share this with frends.
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