someone is going to die

[91 Celica St]

some fucker threw an egg at my winshield at my school and put a sticker on it that said dont drink and drive,

now im debating to either kick the guys ass or make him pay for a enw paintjob and new winshild. He *ahem* damaged my paint and winshild .... the damage isnt visible to the naked eye if ne of u get what im saying.... now im wondering what u guys think i should do, and can i actually get a new paintjob and winshield.

should i (it would feel so good) to beat his ass

or can i even get a new paintjob and winshild... the egg hit the winshiled and splashed a little on the car...washed off easy and pictures were taken...so what u guys think?

[Zanark]

lmao fuck no you cant get a new paint job, dont be so god damn greedy and dont fake it. shoulda left that shit there as is and taken pictures, honestly for just a damn egg on your car you cant do shit, its vandilism but if you dont have proof you cant do nothing. and there is no damages so a judge would just laugh at you anad make the guy pay you like $5. In Either case if your under 18 and he is oh beat the fuck out of him proper, but if your legal and hes not DONT TOUCH HIM, youll end up in jail, If your both legal he can Sue you HARD so gotta ask yourself if its worth it. See what you should do is get your gf or some other bitch you know to fuck with his car nothing to harsh just to let em know whats up, the Puttin dead fish guts in his front seats are a classic move all you need is a hanger and a Thin peice of wood wrapped in cloth !!. *wink* *wink*

[iceecellica]

.... getttt emmmmmmm

[91 Celica St]

[quote=Zanark] shoulda left that shit there as is and taken picturesQUOTE]

i did take pictures... didnt think so, this guys fucked with hella peopole and no ones been able t do shit, im probly the only one who could actualyl kick his ass, so im leanin twards that route, i could use my idea of putting shotgun power and bb's into a film container and light that shit and throw it in his car...anyone seen the movie swordfish, thats the general idea... any other suggestions?

[iceecellica]

lmfao!!! go to walmart and get some doe urine out of the hunting department and spray in that bitches ride, itll never come out, and its a little less hazardous than the bb's and gunpowder..

[00 Blk Celica GT-S]

haha the doe urin. that'll get some bucks around his car too.

[00 Blk Celica GT-S]

i'd kick his ass all over his car, or put dog shit on his wipers so when he turns them on it smears into his windshield

[91 Celica St]

haha tight shit...keep em coming, im thinking about also getting some grase from a deli my bro used to work at and just poiring it all over his winsheilds... he'll never be able to drive in the rain casue the wipers wotn work and itll look like a waterfall on his winsheild

[00 Blk Celica GT-S]

haha thats some cool shit

[91 Celica St]

someone told me to buy a $20 of weed and just put it all over his car like hide it everywhere and rub it everywhere, if a cop pulls himand its a canince unit they will go crazy, theyll impound his car and tear it apart lookin for it....i dunno bout that though cuz he has like a 89 civic and its a piece, so hed just get his money for it if they found it and whats the chances of a canince unit pulling him over, plus i dont spend on wasting $20 of weed

[00 Blk Celica GT-S]

nah 20 dollars of weed, dont waste it on that dumbass, use it.but stick a banana in his tailpipe

"How could you not notice a man sticking a banana in your tail-pipe"- Beverly Hills Cop (Lt. Andrew Bogomil)

[91 Celica St]

haha yeah banana in the tailpipe would work...you know what i should do...combine them all hahaha

[iceecellica]

lmfao, we stuffed a potato into an old ass buick or sumthin, and it started and fuckin blew out the cat, was funny as hell, i didnt even think the car would have started!

[Zanark]

pshh Im telling yah get one of your Gf's friends or find some girl you know to mess with em. He wont hit a girl and if shes good looking there not gonna come at her lol. But yeah I like the Urine idea except he will just reliate. Ide do the beating the ass thing or the very least slash his tires. I dont condone any kind of vandilism but man if he does it again yeah fuck with em. right now Ide let it go. Nothing good can come of it. Just rag on him for being such a pussy and not comfronting you about it and tell him that if he ever touched your car again youde Royaly fuck him up. Or youde Sue his ass. Actually better yet if you got some $ to spare and know a lawyer or what ever. Send him a certified letter to scare the piss out of him all "legal" like lol. Lie and say you set up a camera in your car and that you have proof he did it. Heh this happened to me when I had my 98 camaro(GOD that was a pussy getter) and some fucker busted my window one night from following me home. I couldnt do shit because no witnesses but I got a fucking call on my cell later that day going "Did you like your window Fucker next is your face" *click* # was blocked and I couldnt report them, Why you ask? Welp my insurance was already $700 a month lol police report means insurance finds out so I coudlnt do shit really. Besides nothing happened I got the window replaced and just let it slide. For the best actually.

[00 Blk Celica GT-S]

hell you ignored the smashing in your face haha, just worried bout the car