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[dayna240sx]

Seeing how some of you guys are clueless about women, I thought I'd help.

If there is anything you want to know about the opposite sex and were too afraid to ask, here's your chance. I will answer anything.

[Colov99]

great, how do you suprise a girl with something speical when you dont have much money. also how do you rember to send cards?

[YogsVR4]

Why is it that women think they know everything?

[Colov99]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Why is it that women think they know everything?

well they proly know about women more then most of us do. i just am at a loss this time on waht to get my g/f ususaly i know

[blindside.AMG]

How do you talk a woman into a threesome?

[dayna240sx]

If you dont have much money, cook her dinner or make her something. If you are young enough, (sub 18) and can get away with it, color her a picture, i know it sounds corny, but I've had lots of guys color me pictures and I thought it was really cute knowing they were thinking about me and spent time doing something so dumb. You dont need money to impress a girl, and if you do, shes probably not after you for you... Find out what she likes and spend time doing it with her.

Heres a good one, play with her hair or give her a massage. I love when guys brush my hair.

If you live with your parents, kick them out, cook her dinner, rent a movie, and give her a massage or brush her hair during the movie. It will probably turn her on and you'll end up getting some.

How do you remember to send cards? Simple. Get one of those naked lady calenders and write on it.

[replicant_008]

Originally Posted by dayna240sx

Seeing how some of you guys are clueless about women, I thought I'd help.

If there is anything you want to know about the opposite sex and were too afraid to ask, here's your chance. I will answer anything.

Hmmm.... Ms Dayna - is this a ploy to mess with the minds of a whole pile of forumites? About the only thing I've learned along the bumpy road called life is that experience is possibly the teacher you learn most from but one of the most expensive (in more ways than one)... doesn't stop you having a guru, a mentor or a coach though.

Does remind me of something one of my mentors in life said to me though... a consultant is someone who can recite the karma sutra in four different languages, give you biometric analysis of each position but is still a virgin...

By the way, good luck... here's a question - I must have been asked this question way too many times but what is the appropriate response to... (I'll let you know in my hopeless existence I think the answer really is... once you tell me what you think)

"What do you think of this dress, honey?"
"Do you like my hair up or would it be better down?"

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

Why is it that women think they know everything?

I dont think I know everything, I'm trying to help out some guys that need it.

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by replicant_008

"What do you think of this dress, honey?"

Tell her the truth. Thats what she is looking for. As long as you dont tell her she looks fat, everything will be fine. If she gets mad if you dont like it, she has issues.

Originally Posted by replicant_008

"Do you like my hair up or would it be better down?"

If you have no clue and could care less, just say something like "you look beautiful no matter how your hair is" or some BS like that.

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by blindside.AMG

How do you talk a woman into a threesome?

My boyfriend has still been unsuccsessful at that one. You just have to find a girl that is willing. Maybe getting them drunk would help too.

[dayna240sx]

BTW, this is all based on experience and my own personal preferences. If it doesnt work for you, it isn't my fault.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

I heard your name was finger cuffs in highschool and you once took on 4 guys at once. Is that true?

[dayna240sx]

Shut up Mogg. I wish I had the ability to delete posts in my threads.

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Just for the record, whose boobs are on my avatar?

[replicant_008]

Hmmmm... the correct answer to "What do you think of this dress, honey?" is...

If she calls me honey that usually means I'm in luck... (mainly because she hasn't used the usual term of address as you @#$%^& what time do you call this?!!!)... depending on the situation but responding with a jaw-dropped expression, jumping up to her, giving her an embrace and a passionate snog usually works wonders... doesn't quite cut it though if she's asking you about a dress to wear to the job interview (well depending on the job)...


The "you look beautiful no matter how your hair is" works for about 0.001 second because I couldn't say it sincerely enough (face it I'm a bloke and about transparent as a pane of window glass to a women with half a clue)... because most of the women I know have this uncanny shark-like ability to detect BS @ 1 part per billion... Not saying anything and coming up behind to give her a quick head, neck and shoulder massage usually means I don't have to respond directly to the question...

After all Sun Tzu in the Ancient Art of War said what when you are outgunned and outnumbered, distract the enemy and live to fight another day...