pointles things leanred in college

[Colov99]

feel free to add. here are some i just learend 15 min ago

1. Public saftey has a responce time of aroun 1 min or under
2. spray painting in your common room will set off the fire alarm and evacuate 2 or so buildings

[Oz]

At high school, they teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.

At university, they teach you not to piss on your hands in the first place.

[TexasF355F1]

There is usually "No Smoking" signs around some campus', but if you look around there is always people smoking.

[dayna240sx]

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[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by dayna240sx

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I'm not even gonna go there.

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by Oz

At high school, they teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.

At university, they teach you not to piss on your hands in the first place.

hey, you went to wollongong too??!?

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by dayna240sx

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Dayna knows how to survive as a struggling student

I'm not at uni yet, don't expect any wisdom from me. Come to think of it, don't expect any wisdom from me, ever.

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Come to think of it, don't expect any wisdom from me, ever.

A wise man knows the limits of his knowledge, a Truely wise man knows how to expand them.



I learned that even stupid, and I mean really stupid people can get degrees.
Only a very limited number of subjects require any true intelligence, the rest you can get away with passing by only haveing a good memory.


Oh, and some lectures don't like having students who are smarter than they are, the ones that do don't care.

[SniperX13]

The one thats always the most eager to get some beer is usually the one who will end up getting you all busted for drinking/under age drinking.... stay away from that guy!

[EclipseRST]

Originally Posted by Colov99

1. Public saftey has a responce time of aroun 1 min or under

did you press the on campus emergency help button too?

[Ssom]

You can't drink until 4 AM and expect to have had breakfast, a shower and ave gotten dressed by 11 for ECON 130.


Otherwise everything in Law and Commerce is extremely relevant and I am certainly getting my moneys worth

[raysoh8]

i learn that fire alarms are ignored until someone in the science lab screams "fire"

[YogsVR4]

I learned that the 'throwing up on a midget' story is still a funny one even thirteen years since it happened.

[goat_launcher]

What I've learned so far?

1. Super Nintendos are not vomit proof.

2. That's not lemonade sloshing on the floor of the elevator at 8AM. Watch your step and hold your nose.

3. The chance of a fire alarm being pulled at 4 in the morning is directly relative to the amount of drunk hockey players on your floor.

4. It's not what time your schedule says your class is at, it's when you fucking feel like coming in.

5. Channel 56 is scrambled porno.

[DigitalPhantom]

Hmmm....my four years in college I have learned a couple of things....

1. The campus police phone number is 392-JERK (how ironic is that?)

2. That filling a trash can up with water and tilting it onto someone's door then knocking and running away, just to watch them open the door and the trash can fall into there room.....Not such a good idea. HAHA

3. That pushing EVERY blue light on campus at once makes the police station go CRAZY! (Blue lights are little posts that have an intercom system with the campus fuzz if you need a shuttle or help or something like that.)

4. That jumping off your balcony in an attempt to escape RAs just makes them more mad.

5. Using your water balloon launcher to launch four D batteries (taped together) out your sixth floor window makes a dent in the pavement.

6. And last...if you ever get bored there is always the opportunity to go out and purchase a small fish tank and you and your friends each buy a BETA fish (fighting fish) and put them all in the tank and have a battle royale...