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#1
04-26-2004, 09:51 PM
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c*ckblockers SUCK!!
AGH!!
So.. i was busy partying my brains out at my friends place saturday night. Having a good time, playing beer pong and what have you, getting wasted, it was all good. There was this girl there...not the greatest looking, i digress, but still very cute and had the most stunning eyes evar. I didn't think much about it, because I honestly didn't expect her to have an interest. Boy was I wrong. Have you ever gotten ATTACKED by a woman? Well... it's cool   So anything, things are going good, this girl is all over my shit and whatnot, i'm planning things in my head. So we get back to the only useable room, except two of my freinds were still in there. And they wouldn't leave. My good freind even said to me "if you don't get laid tonite, i'm gonna kick yer ass tomorrow" so i told him to fcukin scram! But he didn't...until much later. But by then she was already passed out.. AGH!!ITS BEEN SO LONG AND I WAS CLOSE! WTF THE FUCK!?! i'm going to go deal with my blueballs alone now...
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04-26-2004, 09:56 PM
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someonnns fadeed
 dude, nexttime just nail her in the bushes! or get her another drink and have her wait ourside as you REMOVE the fucker! keep partying and get some!
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04-26-2004, 11:25 PM
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That really really sucks. Try to go to a party where you might see her again. You might have another chance...
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04-27-2004, 03:01 AM
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Re: Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
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I like it when they lie still like that....  
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04-27-2004, 03:16 AM
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Re: Re: Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
dude, what did ya do, leave her there? should have been the gentleman, taken her to your place, put her in your bed, you sleep on the couch, and then when she wakes up, sees how nice you were and a gentleman for taking care of her, she invites you into the shower with her..... and the rest is history
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04-27-2004, 04:29 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
Was the bathroom free? Broom closet? I'm a hopeless romantic.
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04-27-2004, 09:09 AM
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Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
bathroom - nope, it was cramped enough, not to metntion people in and out getting beer. No broom closet. No nothing. And sniper, when she passed out, i mean she PASSED OUT! I unfolded the futon with her still sleeping on it, and she didn't even wake up.
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04-27-2004, 09:33 AM
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Its probably for the best. Just think of how your ego would have been bruised when she passed out while you guys were *******
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04-27-2004, 09:56 AM
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Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
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"man im so good i made her pass out" or if she gets real sick in the middle of it, not a pretty sight
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04-27-2004, 10:03 AM
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How was that cock-blocking? You weren't in the room being bothered. Anyways, that sucks that she passed out. But whose to say that she wouldn't have passed out in the middle of something or other.
Better luck next time man. 
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04-27-2004, 01:01 PM
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Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
Fear not Steel, your time will come.
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04-27-2004, 01:47 PM
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Re: c*ckblockers SUCK!!
damn that sux man, i encounted that shit plenty of times, before i found my fience
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