|
| Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate |
|
|||||||
| COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum! |
 |
 Show Printable Version | 
Subscribe to this Thread
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
#1
04-14-2004, 02:03 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
hitman and golfing
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them.
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her... He's naked as well! That bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here..."
__________________
Last edited by publicenemy137; 04-14-2004 at 06:59 PM. 
|
|
#2
04-14-2004, 02:19 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
hahah now thats funny
|
|
#4
04-14-2004, 04:17 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
heard it before but still great
|
|
#5
04-14-2004, 04:58 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Re: 2 for 1 deal
NICE...
__________________
Like a boy - but BETTER! 2005 Subaru Forester 2.5X 1997 Honda Civic EX Coupe Inform yourself: AF User Guidelines
|
|
#6
04-14-2004, 04:58 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
__________________
http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/
|
|
#9
04-14-2004, 06:08 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
Yeah, the "2 for 1" title gave it away, still funny though
__________________
"The greatest Americans have not been born yet, they are waiting patiently for the past to die"
|
|
#10
04-14-2004, 07:01 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
eh, i tried renaming the title but not working.
__________________
|
|
#11
04-14-2004, 07:19 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
aahhhh ha ha ha ha good stuff
|
|
#12
04-14-2004, 10:24 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
__________________
BAH!, went to change my sig and forgot what I was supposed to put here. . . 
|
|
#13
04-14-2004, 10:38 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
__________________
2002_Nissan_Maxima_6-speed
|
|
#14
04-15-2004, 12:57 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: 2 for 1 deal
I like it.
Though he should have brought a Rem700 with him. Ahem, anyways.
|
| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD |
 |
|
|
