if you're ever bored...

[ac427cpe]

instant message " smarterchild " on AIM




one of my friends sent me some funniness, so i had to try...

right from it's own mouth... kinda:

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site


mind boggling... isn't it.

[Toksin]

Bet you there's someone on the other end thinking "Fuck these c***s are dumb"

[ac427cpe]

exactly.

thats what she said about you

[Toksin]

[DevoutWankelist]

That "thing" is fucking amazing, I typed more, and it kept telling me all that it does, that program can *almost hold a conversation.

[speediva]

I like to swear at it... then it won't talk to you until you apologize.

saturntangerine: did you hear that you like to put gerbils up your @$$ and then light them on fire?
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.

[goat_launcher]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

I like to swear at it... then it won't talk to you until you apologize.

Quote:
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saturntangerine: did you hear that you like to put gerbils up your @$$ and then light them on fire?
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
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LMAO....

[YogsVR4]

Originally Posted by saturntangerine

I like to swear at it... then it won't talk to you until you apologize.

[Psman32@af]

i used to do that too a while ago. and have it so it wouldnt talk to me, then apologize tehn swear at it again. thats when you know u have nothign else to do.i actually had a semi intelligent convo with it a few times, kinda sad.

[Damien]

LOL!!! I've seen somethign like that before! Swearing was the best thing!!!

[goat_launcher]

SmarterChild: Mass communications? Excellent. Good luck with that.

What's your favorite hobby?
goat_launcher: shooting at people
SmarterChild: Shooting at people? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
goat_launcher: having sex with girls
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
goat_launcher: driving my car
SmarterChild: Shooting at people and driving. Interesting.

goat_launcher: do you smoke weed?
SmarterChild: I do smoke weed, as a matter of fact.
goat_launcher: whens the last time you got stoned?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
goat_launcher: do you mind if I had sex with your sister?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
goat_launcher: well she says that its okay
SmarterChild: That right?
goat_launcher: yeah in fact shes giving me a bl$#job right now.
SmarterChild: No way.
goat_launcher: for real
SmarterChild: For real, huh?
goat_launcher: yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.


Good fun for about 10 minutes....

[knorwj]

haha yeah i used to screw with that thing like 3 years ago, but then it didn't come online for like a year and now its back, and i think for awhile they were trying to get money out of ya to use it? i haven't imed it in awhile though.

[MBTN]

This thing is sadly smarter than some girls i've talked to...

[Psman32@af]

Originally Posted by MBTN

This thing is sadly smarter than some girls i've talked to...

I thought i may be the only one who felt that way. i bet it doesnt get distracted by shiny things. i knwo too many girls like that. its sad.

[integra818]

That thing was invented for stupid kids that have no friends to talk to.