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View Poll Results: Why am I still alive?
You're a good driver 0 0%
They're not REALLY out to kill you, just seriously injure you 4 57.14%
There IS a God 2 28.57%
You shouldn't be 1 14.29%
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Old 03-29-2004, 06:19 PM
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Are people trying to kill me?!

alright...been pissed about this one all day, probably need anger management, but that's for another day.
anyways, here's the story:
driving into school in rush hour so it's obviously a bitch. i'm in the middle of 3 lanes and i go by the last exit before the turn off for another interstate. the only lane to get on the interstate is the left lane and the on ramp is 1/2 down the road on the right, so it's not uncommon to get cut off there. so this bitch in a Saturn cuts me off really bad (probably missed my by no more than 3 feet) and hits the brakes. so i'm pissed but i'm thinking she'll get over to the left lane so i'm not extrodinarily pissed, but kinda. so i go along and she doesn't go onto 271 (other interstate) so now i'm pretty pissed because she came REALLY close to hitting me, driving slow as hell and she didn't get over meaning she had no reason to cut me off. so i go along and the two north lanes from 271 merge with the two lanes of I-90 to form a 4 lane freeway so i cut to the 2nd lane on the left to get around her. so when my front tire is by her back tire she starts coming into my lane. i honk and she keeps on coming. so now i gotta swerve into the other lane or slam on the brakes and pray that the guy tailgating me doesn't hit me. i decide to swerve over and i look as i'm moving over and holy shit! there's a car there! so i gotta slam on the brakes and dive back into my lane so as not to completely destroy me and the accord next to me. so by some miracle i do that and nobody gets hit. by now i wanna just jump outta my car and shoot her or something. so i wait for the accord to go by give him the "sorry i'm a retard" wave and pull behind him. then i pull up next to the dumbass that's trying to kill me and give her the "YOU FUCKING IDIOT" look and i get in return the "what's going on?" look. so i kinda wave my hand in anger and get the "wasn't me look" so by now i'm about a mile away from my exit so i just floored it and got off and i've been pissed off about it all day. by some miracle i'm not dead and my car is in good shape.

now the big question...HOW IN THE HELL TO THESE IDIOTS GET THEIR DAMN LICENSES?!?!?
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Old 03-29-2004, 07:08 PM
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

So you cut over into another lane without first checking your blind spot and mirrors to see if there is a car there then bitch about the person that did the same to you?

So in reality you're asking how you got your licence?
Surely you must know that?
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:10 PM
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

i bitch about the person doing the same fucking thing to me because if i didn't move over as quickly as i did then there's a 3 car pile up (she hits me into the accord and there you have it...another wreck). if i don't move and look at the same time, there's absolutely no chance of avoiding a wreck.
the other part that pisses me off is that she did it twice in two miles.
the other part that pisses me off is that she had no idea what the hell just happened.
and i could go on and on all day, but bottom line is if i do take the two second to check my blind spot AND THEN move, then i have a fucked up car and i take the shit for wrecking the accord.
thats why i got my license...if i didn't know how to drive, my car wouldn't be in the shape it is now.
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:16 PM
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Surely the first time she cut over on you would have been a warning to you?
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:31 PM
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

get a truck.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Better yet, get a semi.
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Re: Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

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Surely the first time she cut over on you would have been a warning to you?
EXACTLY!!! that's why i changed lanes. i wanted to get around her before she could cause any more damage. unfortunately it didn't work that way.

i would do the whole semi thing but stopping in rush hour would be a bitch with the semi...otherwise, there'd be one in my driveway right now
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Old 03-29-2004, 09:11 PM
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i would do the whole semi thing but stopping in rush hour would be a bitch with the semi...otherwise, there'd be one in my driveway right now
If you're driving a semi, why stop?
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

how fast were you going when she got 3 feet from you? here in kansas city, people are goin bout 70-75 and we are getting 3 feet from eachother when we are changing lanes. it must be different where you live. but yeah, i hear ya on how some people got their liscense, the stupid things people do.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Drive in Montreal.... you'd LOVE it!!
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Re: Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

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Better yet, get a semi.
Why stop at semi? Get a tank.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

so then we can start another couple of threads about high gas prices and people running us off the roads in there suv
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Don't think I'll be going to Ohio anytime soon cause ya'll got some crazy ass drivers and I thought texas drivers were crazy
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Get a clue.
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get bent
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