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03-23-2004, 05:38 PM
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Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
Here's one a (jewish) friend told me recently:
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street together, when they came across a child. The priest said to the rabbi: "Want to f*ck him?" The Rabbi replied: "Out of what?"  
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03-23-2004, 06:33 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
oh my goodness.
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03-23-2004, 06:45 PM
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Re: Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
Oh, wow I just remembered the other one he told me...
A man is sitting in the hospital waiting room, when a doctor comes in and says "Good news, it's boy - but there's something fantastic about him - he can fly!" The excited doctor takes the man to the baby, and picks it up "watch this" he says as he throws the baby. The baby falls to the floor. The father is pretty pissed off. The doctor says "that's strange he did it last time, let me try again" He picks up the baby and throws it in the air, it hits the ceiling and then smacks into the floor. The dad is ready to punch the guy. The doctor says "Oh my, one more try." This time he takes the baby and hurls it as hard as he can, the baby flys out out of the window, and seconds later they hear a thud. Now the father is seriously pissed and is about to grind the doctor to a pulp. Then the doctor says "Just kidding!, your baby can't fly, he was delivered stillborn!"  
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03-23-2004, 08:11 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
Oh man that second one was messed up. I heard the first one just a week or two ago.
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03-23-2004, 08:23 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
wow that is quite amuszing
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03-23-2004, 08:27 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
That crazy! ha ha!
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03-23-2004, 09:23 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
ahhhhhhhhahahahahaha
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03-23-2004, 09:35 PM
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That second one is fucked
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03-23-2004, 09:40 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
Quote:
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03-23-2004, 09:53 PM
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Re: Offensive, non PC, joke. (priest & Rabbi theme)
o_O
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03-23-2004, 10:26 PM
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LMAO that stuff was BANANAS!!!!
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