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03-23-2004, 04:09 PM
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Chinese proverbs...
> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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#2
03-23-2004, 04:24 PM
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Re: Chinese proverbs...
"War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left." that one killed me. i have some of them.
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03-23-2004, 05:44 PM
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Re: Chinese proverbs...
old but still good
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03-24-2004, 03:32 PM
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Hahaha, I liked the war one. Its true too.
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03-24-2004, 04:59 PM
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Re: Chinese proverbs...
Quote:
 classic!!!!
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03-24-2004, 06:26 PM
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Re: Chinese proverbs...
those are great...ive heard a couple...thank you tonio, this is the funniest thing i have heard all day...sad, aint it...
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