Code for Sex

[tonioseven]

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.'' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''





Dentata

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs.
"That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.

"No," he said, "it's got teeth."

"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"

"Well, I'm not surprised," the man said."Not with gums like that."






Switch Hands

One day at school, an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?"

"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

[Jay!]

Har-har!

[slave]

Ha ha ha, nice ones!!!

[D[X]P]

[IntegraBoy2003]

hahaha

[Damien]

[eversio11]

masturbation jokes

[KustmAce]

[jcz1987]

LMAO!!

[Oz]

[ShortyDTP]

That second one was funny!!! LOL

[TheNotoriousMogg]

The last one was funny

[Nettyesquivel]

[YogsVR4]

Good stuff

[mycivic]

Another dose of laughter. Funny stuff.