Culture Shock

[tonioseven]

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"What part did you get?"



The Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, ''Sorry, there's no broccoli.''
So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."

So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, ''Spell cat, as in catastrophe.''

''C-A-T,'' the man answered.

The waiter then asked, ''Spell dog as in dogmatic.''

The man said ''D-O-G.''

''Now spell freak, as in broccoli,'' the waiter said.

The man yelled ''THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!''

The waiter laughed, ''EXACTLY!!"

[oldbluecelica]

heh there ok, but the irish jokes are better

[92lx]

1st pretty good, 2nd no good.

- Nathan

[ShortyDTP]

1st one Good! 2nd mmm good!!

[Damien]

Loved the 2nd one!

[Shortbus]

1st one

[slave]

I've heard the 2nd one in different ways, always funny!!!!

[publicenemy137]

first one good, second one not so funny