My Life BLOWS!

[zebrathree]

Yes, thats right.

You see, it all started back when I was in kindy. There was this kid there, and I noticed he was selling this type of leaf of some description.

He was making a lot of money off it, too, selling it to the teachers. So we paired up. I was the brains and he was the brawn.

This all went well until last week. There was this Romanian kid, he was a member of a car gang. They wanted a piece of my profits, but no fucking way were they going to muscle on my profits with their fobbish ways.

There was no choice but to start taking all my product so they couldn't steal it off of me.

I became hooked. Hooked on Tea Leaves.

So these Romanians, they tried to take me out one night. They cornered me on the off ramp and shot up my car with their Tokyo Marui M92F airsoft guns, yelling "Viva Le Romanians!" at me.

Those fuckers.

I was so pissed off, I went to the bushes in front of one their homes.

I ghilled up and sat, waiting in the bush. I set up my CA M24 and waited.

And waited.

Two days later, he arrived. The ringleader.

I had him in my sights. One squeeze on the trigger, and BANG! He went down like a lead balloon, crying for his Mummy. I yelled out:

"Try to take MY Tea Leaves will you, BIATCH! Don't trespass on my turf, yo! You get some white plastic you hear!"

The unfortunate part was this. He called the police. The police came and arrested me for Tea Smuggling, goddamn them.

Then my girlfriend left me, said I was too young for her. Bitch! Just becauses shes 78 and Im 20 doesn't make it wrong!

GODDAMN IT! My life has gone to hell, thanks to these Romanian bastards!

What should I do?

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

What should I do?

try to find some reclusive old asian and volunteer to wash his car, he will later prove to be the long lost hyperultramega grand master of kungfukarateninjakendo and you will find out that car washing has made you into a kiling ninja machine


the you go and fight more gangs and have a lot of flashback to your 10 min training











PS Your post was hilarious

[zebrathree]

Hmmm, sounds like a plan.

[-Davo]

man, you're live blows.

That would make a gnarly cody banks movie.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Yes, thats right.

You see, it all started back when I was in kindy. There was this kid there, and I noticed he was selling this type of leaf of some description.

He was making a lot of money off it, too, selling it to the teachers. So we paired up. I was the brains and he was the brawn.

This all went well until last week. There was this Romanian kid, he was a member of a car gang. They wanted a piece of my profits, but no fucking way were they going to muscle on my profits with their fobbish ways.

There was no choice but to start taking all my product so they couldn't steal it off of me.

I became hooked. Hooked on Tea Leaves.

So these Romanians, they tried to take me out one night. They cornered me on the off ramp and shot up my car with their Tokyo Marui M92F airsoft guns, yelling "Viva Le Romanians!" at me.

Those fuckers.

I was so pissed off, I went to the bushes in front of one their homes.

I ghilled up and sat, waiting in the bush. I set up my CA M24 and waited.

And waited.

Two days later, he arrived. The ringleader.

I had him in my sights. One squeeze on the trigger, and BANG! He went down like a lead balloon, crying for his Mummy. I yelled out:

"Try to take MY Tea Leaves will you, BIATCH! Don't trespass on my turf, yo! You get some white plastic you hear!"

The unfortunate part was this. He called the police. The police came and arrested me for Tea Smuggling, goddamn them.

Then my girlfriend left me, said I was too young for her. Bitch! Just becauses shes 78 and Im 20 doesn't make it wrong!

GODDAMN IT! My life has gone to hell, thanks to these Romanian bastards!

What should I do?

Think. What would Maverick do in this situation?

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

Think. What would Maverick do in this situation?

You're dangerous!

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

You're dangerous!

That's right, Ice... man. i AM dangerous

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

That's right, Ice... man. i AM dangerous

You are dangerous, but out there, in car comparo, you can be my wingman anytime.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

You are dangerous, but out there, in car comparo, you can be my wingman anytime.

Bullshit. You can be mine!
/manly hug

[Neutrino]

[zebrathree]

Well you two seem quite content after that hug

[Toksin]

I think Rhys needs a man hug.

[zebrathree]

Only if I get to grunt and wear a flight suit.

[eclipse2quick21]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Only if I get to grunt and wear a flight suit.

lol u guys are hilarious

[chicago_guy]

Lol Oh man, this stuff never gets old.