This is 4 all u Rice Haters

[xtremegeek03]

Me n friend went to shoot pool the other day, n we saw a honda civic with a sticker on its side window that said RICE (and had an X through it). we ended up racing that night, i drive an 86 ford crown vic (302 not the 351 sadly), against a guy with a honda accord he thought was fast, the diff was and i only lost by 1 car length (i didn think my car didn do to bad) bc the diff. was:

MINE :
1. 3 or 4 speed automatic
2. weighs around 36-3800 lbs
3. everything is stock (except dual exhausts)


HIS :
1. cold air intake
2. converters gutted
3. exhaust tip
4. 5 speed manual
5. car weighs nearly half the weight mine does
6. other stuff done to his engine as well

[YukiHime]

A stock honda accord weighs about 3200 pounds...
So, how can he take off about 1300 pounds from the stock car?

[96berettakid]

Geek, you sound as much a ricer as anyone. Only instead of complaining about your motor being too small, you complain about your car being too haevy.

[cndctrdj]

ive been owned by my share of imports some of them were so fast i wasn't even racing them and they won

[error54]

Just because its an import with some minor mods doesn't make the car rice. Rice is painting your hood black to immitate carbon fiber.

[Moppie]

A joke implies humour.

This is not funny.