A few random thoughts...

[tonioseven]

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How
many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
stuff in that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all
right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you
stupid idiot'?

Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the
top you always think there's still one more step?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

[xviciousx]

meh... goin downhill again broh

[D[X]P]

[2strokebloke]

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How
many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
stuff in that slot?

That's because that slot is the one with the thermostat in it, if you only toast one piece of bread, and you put it into the other slot, all the heat will simply rise out of the slot with the thermostat, and the toaster will never turn off, charring the piece you put into the wrong slot.
More curious, is that this question specified "electric" toasters.

[kittedb18bt]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give their vacuum one more chance?

i have done this a few times. this one got me.

[Steel]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Who the hell cranks their heating to 95F in the winter?

or

I WISH it was 70 degrees everyday during the summer.

[Damien]

Stop thikin' Tonio!

Nah, this reminds of stupid label readings on products like like on the bottom of a food bag it reads "do not turn over"

[grimmy]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you always think there's still one more step?

i have the problem of stopping one step short of the top.

[tonioseven]

This one was pretty lame but they're all things I've wondered about at one time or another. Thanks for the support guys!

[ShortyDTP]

Originally Posted by grimmy

i have the problem of stopping one step short of the top.

I don't know I just thought that was hilarious!!!! lol

[D[X]P]

Originally Posted by kittedb18bt

i have done this a few times. this one got me.

[oldbluecelica]

i liked them. way to go tonio
hehe it rhimes

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all
right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you
stupid idiot'?

Abso-fuckin-lutely

[raysoh8]

i like your thoughts, think more deeply!

[IntegraBoy2003]

hehehe