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Old 03-16-2004, 09:51 PM
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Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

Soldier's shame over donkey sex
March 16, 2004

AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.

The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.

"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.

According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:54 PM
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Re: Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

.....so fucked up...........
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Re: Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

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Re: Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

Could buy a virgin 18 year old hooker for 2 weeks on that kind of money.
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:14 PM
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ahh, nothing like a little ass sex










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no.... no you're not.





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holy crap that's funny as hell...and wrong on so many levels.....
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hmmmmm.
sex with a farm animal and he wasn't australian
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Sure it wasn't a swamp donkey?
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Sex with a donkey? He should read the Farmer's Sutra.
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Could buy a virgin 18 year old hooker for 2 weeks on that kind of money.
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Re: Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

he should of look trough ebay , and find those three girls for sale!!
tha's shit is nasty tho!!!!!
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Re: Still can't find a girlfriend? Try a donkey.

And now you know why we are scared of their military!!!!
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