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Old 05-01-2001, 04:54 PM
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Here's a car joke that I remember... You all may have heard it before, but oh well, here it goes...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a cactus? On a cactus, the prick is on the outside!

No offense to any Porsche drivers out there, though...
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Old 12-18-2001, 09:39 PM
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hahahahahaha that 1 gets me all the time!
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Old 06-17-2002, 09:39 PM
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haha ya thats nice man
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Old 08-05-2002, 01:50 PM
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pretty good! im gonna steel it and use it k?
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Old 12-15-2002, 01:55 AM
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That's funny cuz I met a porsche owner who was a total prick, he challenged the faastest car at the street racing spot, and tried to make excuses after seeing the guys engine. Trust me, you don't wanna know what kind of car it was.
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Old 12-15-2002, 04:14 PM
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Old 12-15-2002, 07:38 PM
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Street-racing spot, I was'nt the one racing...
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Old 12-20-2002, 10:13 AM
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nice

Over here the pricks are the pedestrians
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Old 12-20-2002, 10:16 AM
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You've probably heard this then....

If I wanted to hear your opinion I'd take my D@*k out of your mouth.

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Old 04-13-2003, 10:59 AM
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hehe isnt it more like "If I wanted any lip from you i'd jiggle my zipper"
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