Take what you want...

[tonioseven]

One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it. Ed, with a big, proud smile on his face explained: "I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley. She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want.' So I did."




2 Weeks to Live

A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have have about two weeks left to live".
The man is shocked. He asks the doctor, "Is there is any thing that he could do to make the time that I have left more tolerable?"

The doctor thinks for a moment. "There is one thing that you could do".

"Just name it, I''''ll do whatever it is". He tells the man to take alot of mud baths, two or three a day.

The man looks at his doctor asks, "Will that help my condition"?

The doctor says, "No, but it will get you used to the dirt."

[oldbluecelica]

hehe yeah!

[ac427cpe]

used to the dirt! LMAO!!!

[ShortyDTP]

LOL tha's funny !!

[Damien]

BAD DOCTOR!!!

that's creepy! Like the 1st one!

[Zcaithaca]

i didnt get the first one at first...but after reading it like 10 times i finally did..lmao

[D[X]P]

You are really getting good at this


Are these your jokes?

[kittedb18bt]

the second one, talk about cold hearted.

[YogsVR4]

1 - good

2 - bad


overall

[crayzayjay]

The dirt one is brilliant

[92lx]

1st one - good - odd, but good
2nd one - eh, kinda inhumane :P...hehe

- Nathan