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Old 03-15-2004, 08:23 PM
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Lightbulb Ten Cents...

A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income. The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's back to go whoring. She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made.
"$398.10," she said.

"Who paid ten cents?" he asked.

"Everybody."

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Re: Ten Cents...

thats bad
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Re: Ten Cents...

you been talking to my mum again??
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Re: Ten Cents...

that is sooo hot.
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