makin fun of rice, it is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[88dxhatchslammed]

got this off of my new 7th gen civic forum, man i miss this place and my hatch, anyway, here is a cool thing makin fun of rice and everything people thought was cool in my home town.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what?)... My name is (scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and od exactly as i did?
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i cant figure out which sticker to put over my licence plate.
And the mechanic says, "Rick Burner you's a crack head!"
"Nu-uh."
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted."
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so i could put chrome 18's on it
and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know i'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer than it took me to put my Altezzas on.
"Come here bastard!"
"Dude, wait a minute, that's a viper, dawg!!"
I dont give a f*ck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

*Chorus*

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll i'm usually fine,
but dem turbo DSM's smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew i have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
poo, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

*Chorus*

Stop the race! This car needs to be locked away!
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay!
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track i barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive!

*Chorus*

[Ace$nyper]

welcome to 1999. this is a repost hardcore mildlly funny though

[amy@af]

you can't blame somebody new for finding something old.....

the beauty of the internet. stuff never dies