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#1
03-14-2004, 10:36 PM
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Doctors vs. Lawyers...
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke." "No problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the physician shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the Coke, the other attorney said, "That looks good, think I'll have one too." Again, the physician obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Physician slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?"
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03-14-2004, 10:40 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
We have a winner! Give the boy a prize!
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03-14-2004, 10:58 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Best one yet!! What do we have for him Johnny?!
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03-15-2004, 03:35 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
yup
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#7
03-15-2004, 03:49 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
Danr, it sucks I heard this a long time ago...probably on here too......still laughed though!
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03-15-2004, 05:53 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
 good one tonio
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*I AM NOT DEAD YET* The REAL King of Space Angels banished from Heaven have no choice but to become demons... And you will shed tears of scarlet... Close this world...txEn eht nepO This is what happens when you are skilled... you become isolated and arrogant.
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03-15-2004, 06:57 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
 nice dude
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03-15-2004, 07:28 PM
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Re: Doctors vs. Lawyers...
Let me get you a coke for your hard work, Tony.
hehe That was a good one.
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