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Running Scared
On my way back from renting a few DVD's tonite at Blockbuster, this guy in a worn out Nissan Hardbody truck starts yankin' my chain. Him and his buddy are riding next to me, I look over and they're both staring at me and smiling like they know me. Then the guy downshifts and tries to take off. Ordinarily I wouldn't have paid him any mind but I was feeling particularly froggy so I let him get a couple of car lengths ahead of me and then I dropped into third and chased him down. When I pulled along side of him he tried to gun it again, I just left it in third and paced him. Then I looked over, smiled, and nailed it. It was all over by fourth gear. When I got to the next lite ther was a silver 92-93 Civic EX waiting for the green. No discernable engine mod's, but it was lowered with a set of Focal rims. I lined up next to him, with the Hardbody in tow behind me. He looks over at me, says something to his girl riding shotgun next to him, then starts inching towards the line. Here we go again. Lite turns green, and already being staged with the clutch pedal half way out, I spin for a second then jump. 1-2 shift he's at my back bumper, 2-3 shift I've pulled a good two carlengths, at the top of third I shut it down with him a good 3-4 car lengths back. On the bright side at least he beat the Nissan. He pulls up next to me at the following lite (with the guys in the Nissan behind him) and he's pissed. Probably because I smoked him in front of his girl. But anyway, he starts yelling at me saying how I'm lucky his girl is in the car otherwise he'd be yanking me out of my sh*tbox and beating my a$$! All the while she's telling him to shut the f*ck up and just drive. Well he succeeded in getting under my skin, so I rolled down my passenger window and asked him to repeat himself. He says "You heard me old man", that was all I needed. I unhooked my seatbelt, threw my door open and jumped out. But before I could even get around my back bumper his girl starts shouting "OH SH*T, GO, GO,GO!", and he's got the classic deer in the headlites look in his eyes. The dumba$$ kid takes off, turning right accross two lanes and damn near side swipes a minivan in the process. The two guys in the Nissan are looking at me like "WTF!" and start bustin' up laughing. I just smiled, shrugged my shoulders, got back in my car and drove home. The moral of this story is don't piss off the old man. Older + Strong + Mean = A$$WHOOPING, especially when you start running off at the mouth. Some peoples kids, I swear
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bahhaha good kills man, good story as usual from ya....funny shit about that kid too, gotta love the haters. The main ones taking the trash around here are the homo passengers in riceboy cars, and minitrucks with switches , givin you thumbs down, and badmouthing you when they dont have a ride of their own. the song scrubs comes to mind
do you have anything new done on the hatch?
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LMAO!
that's great!
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Wow! Great story man! I hate punk kids who talk hella smack and can't back it up.
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Still, I can't believe the kid was talking sh*t like that. I wasn't even going to do anything until he made the mistake of making the "old man" comment. I guess to a 17yr old kid I look old, even though most people are really suprised when I tell them I'm 32. Most people think I'm in my mid twenties. Oh well, that kid, he just better pray he never run's into me on a dark deserted street some night.
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whoa......that's pretty sweet though.......i hope i will still be racing when im that age.......not saying you're old or anything
.....that's just pretty tight........thumbs up!
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not to self dont piss of the older gentlemen good kill
:right:
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Where in the USA do you live? I'll make sure I avoid you.
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great story... i love hearing stuff like that
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Re: Running Scared
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that was a really good story buddy!! very :coolguy: |
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. His girl was more like , after I jumped out!
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That was pretty damn funny. Just be careful who you do that too, you never know what kind of psycho might be in the other car.
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hahahaha, nice!
i'm a punk kid but my car is too slow to do any talkin
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