Cops broke my car! Story!

[90gs]

so i'm cruising along the freeway and my car just fucking dies. at first it chugged a little bit then accelerated but about 10 seconds later the rpms just start to drop so i pull over and am like wtf?

that morning i replaced the distributor cap and rotor so i thought it might be that, seconds after i realize that my buddy calls to say hey and im like "hey my car got gay wanna bring me a screwdriver?" and he said sure. then seconds later another friend drives by on the freeway and calls and says "hey was that you on the side of the road?" i say yea and tell him to come back.

like 5 mins later highway patrol pulls up and ask what happens, i said the car wont start and they say "want me to jumpstart it?" i say sure and get in, ready to turn the key. the stupid bitch puts the shit on backwards and i hear mad crackling and all the accessory lights on the dash go dead. great. bitch fried my shit.

she offers to call AAA and i say sure. in the mean time another officer stops by and says whats up. he starts pointing out the illegal stuff on my car, saying my air filter is illegal, starts accusing me of not having a catalytic convertor, says my tint is illegal, starts taking pics of my engine bay, etc, etc. AAA finally gets there but tells me that they wont cover it because the car is lowered, so i have to pay $58 to get it up on the flatbad and another $3.25/mile back to my local mechanic (i was 26 miles away, you do the math).

my mechanic is a good friend of mine and i do computer work for him so he does car shit for me. he has to take car of the paying customers though first then takes a look. we replace the fuse that the stupid CHP bitch fried and hooked the battery up to a charger. it still wont turn on and he suggests the coil in the distributor. so he has someone drive the coil out and we try that and it works like a charm.

gay integra distributors, i had to replace it (the whole thing in this case) on my other teg too.

[riceroni]

haha stupid cops. they can't even jumpstart a car the right way. you should've made the cop pay for everything, (even though your mechanic did the repairs for free). blame the cop for your distributor haha. they'd probably believe you too, since they probably know jack shit about cars...jumping your car wrong and all.


sucks about the whole ordeal though.

[Modgod]

I dont know why air filters are illegal, I hate cops so much well some of them.

[integrasedan]

cold air intake filters, are legal if you had the carb numbers posted in the engine bay.

why does everyone wants to jumpstart a car when it doesn't start? jumpstart only if the battery is dead! not because it won't start.

[D[X]P]

Damn, that really sucks bro.