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03-02-2004, 09:42 AM
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Family Outing
Once upon a time, a family of tomatoes were walking down the road. The baby was walking slowly, he began to fall behind his mommy and daddy. After about 5 minutes, the daddy became so furious he turned around and stomped on his son. Then he said "come on, Ketchup! Let's go!"
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared. "What's going on here, ma'am?" "Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed. "Ma'am. That's your air freshener." 
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03-02-2004, 11:56 AM
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Re: Family Outing
the air freshener one wasnt so bad
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03-02-2004, 03:01 PM
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Re: Family Outing
they should make a flag that sez
CORN!
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03-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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Re: Family Outing
Nice joke there, Mia. Fox Force auditions are over thataway.
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03-02-2004, 07:08 PM
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Re: Family Outing
Quote:
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03-02-2004, 07:28 PM
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