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Old 02-29-2004, 01:47 PM
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stupid joke, don't read this

A waitress walks up to a table where three Japanese men are seated.

When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the three men are furiously masturbating.

She asks, "What the hell are you three perverts doing?"

One man replies, "We velly hungly!"

She answers, "But why are you jerking off?"

Another man answers, "Menu say, First Come, First Served!"
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

I should never have read it.

Damn my curiousity.
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Old 02-29-2004, 05:49 PM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

title says it all
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Old 02-29-2004, 07:16 PM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

Mental note: MUST LEARN TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS AND READ THREAD TITLES MORE THOROUGHLY!

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Old 02-29-2004, 08:01 PM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

*bangs head on the table for not following directions*
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:30 PM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

^yup. basicly.
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so, who won?
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Old 02-29-2004, 11:36 PM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

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so, who won?
*insert old smilie that went away with the guy drinking water and spitting it out*
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That ranks up there as a pretty awful joke
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Old 03-01-2004, 12:11 AM
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Re: stupid joke, don't read this

wow... soda came out my nose! from the shock not the humor... or lack there of lol
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