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02-27-2004, 01:19 PM
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Polish divorce
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year
or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds ? POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHE going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover". 
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02-27-2004, 01:24 PM
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Re: Polish divorce
lol
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02-27-2004, 03:46 PM
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Re: Polish divorce
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02-27-2004, 04:02 PM
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Re: Polish divorce
i am at work, and somehow i didnt laugh out loud. "is your wife a nagger" omg, ridiculous.
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02-27-2004, 04:15 PM
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 Good one.
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02-28-2004, 01:27 AM
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Re: Polish divorce
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